Year: ? Country: Australia
Q. How do oceans speak to the shore?A. They don't, they just wave.
Q. What is the hardest part of rollerblading?A. The foot path.
Q. What was the name of the Jolly Swagman in Waltzing Matilda?A. Andy! Andy sat, Andy watched,
Q. What's brown and sticky?A. A stick.
Q. What's the hardest part of tricking a snake?A. Trying to pull its leg.
Q. Where was Cinderella going with the 206cm Prince?A. To the Basket ball.
Q. Where were all the young pebbles going?A. To a rock concert.
Q. Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather?A. Because the children have to play inside.
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Q. Why don't surfers get hungry at the beach.A. Because of all the sand which is there.
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A. A stick.