Check out the "bacon" tab on ThinkGeek for some seriously awesome stuff.
I've got my eye on the Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops with a whopping 80mg caffeine per pop (about the same as an espresso shot or two cans of coke).
![Bacon Lollipop](http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/d85e_caffeinated_maple_bacon_lollipops_bacon.jpg)
Or, the Periodic BaCoN T-shirt, because I'm a chemistry nerd.
![Periodic BaCoN](http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e552_periodic_bacon.jpg)
Or possibly the Bacon Bubble Buddy because my cat goes nuts for bubbles and the house would be all bacon-y. Mmmm bacon-y...
![Bacon Bubble Buddy](http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e166_bacon_flavored_bubbles_for_dogs.jpg)
Anyway, so if you're still out there present hunting, do it all online. And remember, my B'day is just after Christmas, so you have plenty time to get it to me. :D