Check out the "bacon" tab on ThinkGeek for some seriously awesome stuff.
I've got my eye on the Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops with a whopping 80mg caffeine per pop (about the same as an espresso shot or two cans of coke).
Or, the Periodic BaCoN T-shirt, because I'm a chemistry nerd.
Or possibly the Bacon Bubble Buddy because my cat goes nuts for bubbles and the house would be all bacon-y. Mmmm bacon-y...
Anyway, so if you're still out there present hunting, do it all online. And remember, my B'day is just after Christmas, so you have plenty time to get it to me. :D
