REGURGITATOR
DISCOGRAPHY

Couldn't Do It

Written By: Ben Ely

Recorded At: Red-Zed's Studios.

Released On:
(AUS)1995Self-Titled EP (5 Track Version)CD(3:15)
(AUS)2002JinglesCD(3:15)
(JPN)2002JinglesCD(3:15)
(UK)2003Jingles (Promo)CDR(3:15)

Comments: A longer version of this song, titled Couldn't Do It (Happy Shopper Mix) was re-recorded for the Tu-Plang... album.

Lyrics: If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts,
Stand on my head, maybe juggle three alley cats,
Take out King Kong
And I still feel strong,
Unleash Voodoo with the use of a chicken,
Bat feet, frogs tongue and not take a lickin',
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster,
I'd get a charge, but I'd still feel the mosta,
Take out the Mummy, the Werewolf and Dogman,
Save dying princess' from the Toxic Avenger's plan,
Head on with Godzilla, I'd not flinch a muscle,
Take out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle.
Drown a fish, or push a bird off a cliff.
Say Yo to Gogo but then toke on a fat splif.
Grow an extra arm comin' outta my forehead,
Come back from the grave take a walk with the Undead.

I couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
No, couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
(You know I don't like to do that)
(You know I don't like to do that)

I nurture a flower, grow it into a trifid,
Spit lethal poison, leave your body feeling rigid.
Talked to Satan, talked to God;
Standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod.

I couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
No, couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
(You know I don't like to do that)
(You know I don't like to do that)
(You know I don't like to do that)
(You know I don't like to do that)

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts,
Stand on my head, juggle three alley cats,
Take out King Kong
And I still feel strong,
Unleash Voodoo with the use of a chicken,
Bat feet, frogs tongue and not take a lickin',
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster,
Zap! Get a charge, but I'd still feel the mosta,
Take out the Mummy, the Werewolf and Dogman,
Save a dying princess' from the Toxic Avenger's plan,
Head on with Godzilla, I'd not flinch a muscle,
Take out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle.
Drown a fish, push a bird off a cliff.
Say Yo to Gogo but then toke on a fat splif.
Grow an extra arm comin' outta my forehead,
Come back from the grave take a walk with the Undead.

Couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
Couldn't do it.
Could you do it?
No, I couldn't do it.
Could you do it?

(Lyrics transcribed from the Self-Titled EP (5 Track Version) by Warren Sergent)

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